Something funny I saw on someone's presentation

I know a girl so stupid she :
1. Called me 2 get my number
2. She tried to drown a fish
3. She missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice
4. She put makeup on her forehead so she could make up her mind
5. She spent half an hour staring at an orange juice  carton because it said concentrate
6. She tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
7. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
8. She was locked in a supermarket and nearly starved to death
9. She thought a quaterback was a refund
10. She tripped over a cordless phone
HA